Not that anyone asked, but…
What’s the deal with the Pittsburgh Pirates? I mean, what’s the connection? Did Blackbeard get lost on his way to Tortuga and end up on the Monongahela River? Was Captain Jack Sparrow a union steelworker?
I don’t think so.
That has to be the worst combination since the Utah Jazz, which will live forever in infamy.
If there ever were pirates in Pittsburgh (or anywhere in Pennsylvania, for that matter) they must not have done anything.
(I know I said in my last post that I’d answer a certain critical question, but this new one was more topical and more pressing. Back to jerks next time.)